I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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