from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
