Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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