We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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