Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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