Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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