You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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