Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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