You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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