He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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