I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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