I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
