what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think your dad took our porno
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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