her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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