he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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