He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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