VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize