I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
