Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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