No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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