He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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