Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
