I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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