Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Panties = found
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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