I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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