Where are you?
In a non slutty way
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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