haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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