no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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