normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My feet surprised me
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