Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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