Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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