I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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