you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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