(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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