I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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