You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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