Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
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I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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