the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
