Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just googled if crying burns calories
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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