he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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