Me too!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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