This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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