if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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