Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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