Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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