a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
