WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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