physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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