Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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