I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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