i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high people should be assigned attendants
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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