Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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