? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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